#16: The Vitamin C Fun Club

#17: Florida Orange Juice

#18: A Parting Present

02-08-2005

HI EVERYONE! I just got my video hosted at a non-Fileplanet place, so download it here.

More fun with Orangenius and his orangey-themed gags. ISN'T SKIPPY GODDAMNED CUTE IN THE FUN CLUB OUTFIT? It's cool how Orangenius looks completely different in each panel, getting progressively more and more awful. I recommend "The Quantity of Vitamin C in the Skeletons of Human Infants" as your next Science Fair Project.

Wow, this one is the most unlike Orangenius as compared to his current state. He would NEVER damage himself to give Skippy juice. He would not give Skippy juice if he had a 50-gallon container of it on his front yard. He would not give Skippy juice if Skippy was in a desert and was dying of thirst. Eh, anyway, I'd note that Florida Orange Juice comes out of Orangenius's head which means he is from Florida, and that's where I live!! Isn't that goddamned special. This is a sad comic for Orangeniuses everywhere.

That's more like it! A definite step in the right direction. Orangenius is starting to look better, too. AND RIGHT THEN, he leaves. How about that. Oh, well, I'm looking forward to what happens next. I NEED TO KNOW! WHAT HAPPENS NEXT? WHAT HAPPENS NEXT? WHAT HAPPENS NEXT? WHAT HAPPENS NEXT? WHAT HAPPENS NEXT? WHAT HAPPENS NEXT? WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?

OKAY, STFU! What happens is next is Skippy gets a pet! Ain't that neat. Insert your conscience into "The Pet Store", "In The Ghetto", and "An Unearthly Item"!!

-LC :)


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